Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts

Sunday, August 4, 2013

Happy Friendship Day !!

Teri bachpan ki har aadat , chhoti moti sari shararat, mein sath woh deta hai, 
Aur kabhi tujhe fasakar , headmaster se pitwakar, chain ki neend woh sota hai !
Phir agle hi din tera homework karke, bilkul udhaas hoke, tujhe hi sorry kehta hai,
Isi liye toh dosti ka bond hamesha ke liye rehta hai!

Tere kisi bhi jhagde mein , be matlab ke lafde mein , bin soche samjhe wo kood jata hai, 
Tujhe pitne se bacha toh nahi pata , lekin tujhse zyada maar zaroor khata hai !
Phir bhi apni marham-patti se pehle dava woh tujhe hi lagata hai,
Isi liye toh dosti ka bond itna strong kehlata hai !

Teri har chhoti picnic ya badi trip, jiske bina complete nahi ho pati ,
Pocket money ke tere issues ho to uski taraf se sponsorship hai aa jati !
Teri pehli setting karne mein usika sabse bada contribution hota hai,
Isi liye toh dosti ka bond sabse best relation hota hai !

Yeh baatein to bahut kam hai , sab kehne mein toh ek arsa beet jayega , 
Phir bhi dost ki di hui saari khushiyon ka hisaab nahi lag payega ! 
so I just tried to pen down few memories and have nothing much to say, 
To everyone out there... Wish u a very HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY !


Saturday, July 9, 2011

Life of a guy !

Just tried to capture three phase of a guy's life.. I guess most of you would relate to at least one of the phases.. I cud relate to one , just won't tell which one :) ..This one is just for guys..enjoy it and pour in your comments :)
Get up early in the morning and go to school
Put extra oil on your hair and dress up like a fool
Finish your lunchbox even if you don’t wanna eat
At the end of the day your clothes should be clean & neat
Get a scolding at home for indulging in a fight
And during board exams keep studying whole night
Excel in all the fields and don’t just pass
Put all the hard work and at least get a first class
Still your dad will say, son a little better, could have been tried
Coz you have to realize the fact that mum & dad, are never satisfied !!

Get roses for your girl every time you meet, Say only those things which are really sweet
Order the food according to her taste and preferences
Coz you would never want to increase the always growing differences
Never ever do the blunder of checking out some other girl when she is around
Else something will definitely break which won’t even make a sound
You always live on the edge with a constant threat of getting slapped
And are bound to bear her tantrums which always leave you zapped
Still you call her every day, listen to her voice and wish her good night
Coz you need to realize the fact that no matter what she would always be right !!

Do all your assigned work on time, and also help your team members
Bring gifts for your boss on his birthday, even if no one remembers
Meeting with a client is more important than going on your first date
And work continuously for 12 hours even if you are paid only for eight
Keep working on less salary with a dream of getting an onsite
And even during the weekends your office schedule would be tight
Keep switching yourself from one team to another  
Your career is going nowhere and there is no one to bother
Still your manager will say that you are not flexible enough
Coz you need to realize the fact that life is not easy, it’s really tough !!

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Pichhle Saat Dino Mein !!

Try to read the below lines slowly..
Hello Everyone!! I said Hel-lo-Every-One !!
Are You having a Gooooooood Tiiiiiiime !!! :)

Oh!! so you might think what has happened to this guy, why is he shouting like this??Is it?So by above line can you make out that am shouting ?? Nah ??Ah well !! It was just an attempt to copy Farhan Akhtar in "Rock On" singing "Meri laundry ka ik bill ik aadhi padhi novel".So here's the best example of a super careless guy who kept losing so many things in just 7 days and was so happy about it that he made a rock song out of it !!So why not we try it out?? I guess sometimes even we become a bit careless and lose few things, and keep cribbing about the fact that we have lost something, Rather we should note down whatever we have lost and try to write a song on it..Sounds kool ?? rite..Let me tell you it’s really simple , say something like this –

"Meri marketing ki book , mere blazer ka woh hook,
Na Na - Na Na Na Na Na - Na Na Na
mere laptop ka charger , McD se laya ek burger,
Na Na - Na Na Na Na Na - Na Na Na
me - re room ki saari keys , me - ra amul butter cheese
pichle 7 dino mein maine khoya
kabhi khud pe hasa main aur kabhi khud pe Roya !! "

Whoppie !! so i guess it's come good !!Just try out this at your end as well and see if you can discover a great lyricst in you.Before writing just tell yourself“ Oh Man !! its way too easy for me I can pull it off in a matter of seconds.It will work wonders for you.And whatever you pen down, don’t forget to write here and share with me!!Enjoy Have fun .. bbye !!