I am not a
Rajni fan and I never was but still I couldn't resist myself from watching the
movie Robot. The kind of hype this movie had got even before its release was
something for which I wanted to see this movie once. And I must say I did not
regret the decision of watching it. The movie is very well made technically and
is a complete entertainer; even you will love the songs which have really funny
lyrics.
But what has been the actual impact of the movie? I think it has
just added another dimension to Rajni's larger than life image. One can say
that all the super heroes can do whatever you can think of, but Rajni can do
what you can’t even think. Rajni can jump from a plane and land on a cloud then
catch a lightning and use it in place of flash in his camera. He can kill the
immortal, draw with an eraser, see with closed eyes and clean his teeth without
using any kind of tooth paste or brush. He can do whatever his fans want him to
do. The list is endless. And as an MBA final year student the best joke I can
think and relate to is that in Rajnikant’s MBA college, there is no such thing
like ‘Day Zero’ or ‘Day One’ for placements , there is only ‘Day Minus One’.
Every new day comes with a new Rajnikanth joke. Ppl discuss it with their friends, family, and colleagues and sometimes even on a date. I get at least one sms per day about what Rajnikanth can do and I forward the same to 5 more ppl. It’s because they are so unthinkable and funny that you are forced to share that with your friends. I guess even Rajnikanth must be laughing on these highly creative jokes. The Rajni mania is all over and it’s just growing each day. But if in reality Rajnikant had this power to do things with such an ease and comfort, what actually we all would have wanted him to do?How efficiently we would have used his powers ?
I guess first of all we would have wanted him to create more jobs, that too in US so that Obama becomes a happy man and he doesn't have to spend million for a trip to India with around 200 CEOs of world’s biggest firms and ask for jobs for his people. It would have been really wonderful to see Prime Minister Manmohan Singh telling Obama to take Rajni with him for few days for job creation in US. The next thing we would have liked is to create 'n' number of spectrum namely 4G 5G 6G 7G etc , so that all the ministers face lot of difficulties in starting off a scam in any one of those projects.
Then we would have also wanted him to use his powers and expand Mumbai a bit more towards Arabian Sea and create a whole new city instead of a small society .We would have named it as Aadarsh City where all the Kargil war heroes and their families could find a politician free place to live.
And the last thing we would have wanted him was to take charge of Commonwealth games where the common wealth of the common man of India was changed into a quite uncommon wealth of Kalmadi parivaar and his few associates. Rajni would have created the whole games village in few minutes and would have also saved people and bridges from falling on each other.
So I think we can make a list of things which we would have wanted to happen and which, none other than Rajni, could do. I thought of these few, but I am sure you all have lot more to say. So think of it guys and let me know.. :)
